32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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