I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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