that's an acceptable place to lick
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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