I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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