the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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