do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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