I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
