i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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