Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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