Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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