dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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