I could have mohawked her pubes.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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