Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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