Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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