How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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