You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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