Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
How's work?
Spinning.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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