Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
