Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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