i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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