I think i peed on brittanys purse
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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