whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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