so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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