from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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