I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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