his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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