i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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