i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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