S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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