you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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