How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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