I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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