she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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