Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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