got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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