He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
