summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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