in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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