Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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