He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I will be naked everywhere
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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