he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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