so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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