i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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