Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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