Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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