I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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