i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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