I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
They took my balls.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Dick very happy bro
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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