Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?