And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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