if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.