I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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