Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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