3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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